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Louis CK – Single People

Louis CK Single People

Short clip from Louis CK Shamless

I have no sympathy for single people…

first of all if you are single your life has no consequence of the Earth, even if you helping people aggressively, which you are not, nobody gives a shit if you die…

Louis CK Being Fat

Louis CK Being Fat

A hilarious piece from Shameless HBO special where Louis CK talks about how he hates being fat. “Skinny people don’t understand fat people, I just wish I had a power to eat one donut and walk away!”
“Well just eat a don’t if you like them.”
They don’t understand that its the whole spiral. I eat all the donuts and latter on I kill hookers I don’t even know what happened.

Louis CK steals scales for pot

Louis CK steals scales for pot also known as “Louis CK Steals Scales For drug dealers”. It’s old material but funny, here is a short quote from his performance.
“Hey, if you steal a scale I will give you an ouch of pot for it
Louis CK – yeah
I stole 14 scales… smoked all the pot. It was awesome. It might be today the best time of my life.”

Louis CK Smoking Pot

Louis CK Smoking Pot – From the Beacon Theater 2011
Louis CK – “I didn’t know they work on Marijuana, like it was a cure for cancer. It used to be that you would just smoke pot for a while. And now you take two hist and you go insane…”