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Patrice O’Neal – Black Women Get You Refunds

Patrice O’Neal – Black women are amazing. Let me tell you what, if you need to get money back or refund, you better get yourself a black girl, because she will get a refund. I went to AT&T, because I dropped my phone in the toilet. I just want a replacement phone, and he said I can’t do it. I had to put a hood on my girl, because she is back there growling. I said look man, I will take refurbished. Sir, we cannot give you any phone if you drop your phone in the toilet, we are not responsible. You have one more chance, man. Sir, I am sorry… This girl comes back with five phones and I don’t have to pay my bill no more.

Patrice O’Neal – Receipts and typical white guy crimes

This is a short episode from comedy special on HBO. Patrice O’Neal act about “typical white guy crimes”, as he claims to be afraid of white women for absolutely different reasons. That something may happen to a white woman and he would blamed for it, so everywhere he goes he buys something and he collects receipts as alibi. The whole video is only 3 minutes where he opens with chloroform and I couldn’t stop laughing long after video finished playing.

Patrice O’Neal – Honesty

Patrice O’Neal is known to make a stand with honesty. This is an amazing act about how men cannot be honest with women from “Just For Laughs Comedy Festival” aired in July 2008. “Once a man love a woman he no longer likes you. I will give you advice of how to keep a man liking you once he loves you, if that is possible, that is what I think. Men want to be alone, but we don’t want to be by ourself. Does that make sense at all. We want you do to be in the dwelling, just not in here.” He Continues on with move hilarious remarks of a typical conversation between a man and a woman, and I think it would be healthy for people to see it.

Patrice O’neal – Harassment day

http://youtu.be/wJUUV0BNWQY
Patrice O’neal performance at “Elephant in the room” special performance where he invented a “Harassment day”. On Tuesday before Thanksgiving, a beautiful day, you bring flowers, where you get to ask a woman – “would you..?”. I thought about it all year, I thought of you that way, but you are not.

Frankie Boyle – Live at the Apollo (2014)

Most recent Frankie Boyle appearance at Apollo theater in London UK. He is a very honest comedian and thus UK Media it makes me very happy right before Christmas often censor him. Frankie’s performance is often offensive however, this time it was a clean and there were only a few jokes that I would go to hell for laughing at. Please enjoy.

Patrice O’neal – Cheating

This is most original bit about relationship and cheating I ever heard. I am pretty sure you never heard anyone talk about this touchy subject in such way. Patrice O’neal was a cool comic, we all miss him.

Simon King – Women and Personality

Simon King about women and personality, an outstanding perspective about relationship. Maybe there is a little sexism, but for there purposes of this performance, the message was delivered really well. Some may even say that there is wisdom in Simon`s words.

Simon King – America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPQTfqFIKw
Simon King – a lot of times people like to blame it on foreigners. Some people like to believe it. These keep coming to this country and take all them good jobs. I can’t get no good jobs, cause all of them foreigners taking all the good jobs. Really? That’s the job you want Cledes? Cleaning bodily fluids off bed spread. That’s not the job you wanted. That’s the job you saw as beneath you. As I recall correctly, America had a nasty habit of importing foreigners for hundereds of years to do the jobs they wouldn’t lower themselves to do.

Jim Jefferies – Foreplay and women

It was an unusually for clean act for Jim Jefferies about foreplay and women. But he nailed so well that I couldn’t disagree with anything he said. I hope you will enjoy his act.

Simon King – Jobs

http://youtu.be/arP2XSrdAac
Simon King – You like your job this joke is not for you. If you hate your job, stop going. That’s easy to say but being unemployed is the best. You know that job you go to, where everybody treats you like crap, well you never have to go there again. Yes! You know food? you can’t have any. Boo. So you have to. But there is not much time.