A hilarious piece from Shameless HBO special where Louis CK talks about how he hates being fat. “Skinny people don’t understand fat people, I just wish I had a power to eat one donut and walk away!”
“Well just eat a don’t if you like them.”
They don’t understand that its the whole spiral. I eat all the donuts and latter on I kill hookers I don’t even know what happened.
short piece of David Huntsberger’s theory on pregnancy
Frankie Boyle evil goes to a family show on Never mind the Buzzcocks show and bashes a Destiny’s Child member Michelle Williams. It gets better with every minute, makes me wish Frankie would appear in more shows, probably would make shows better and actually entertaining.
Never mind the Buzzcocks Season 24 Episode 12
Louis CK steals scales for pot also known as “Louis CK Steals Scales For drug dealers”. It’s old material but funny, here is a short quote from his performance.
“Hey, if you steal a scale I will give you an ouch of pot for it
Louis CK – yeah
I stole 14 scales… smoked all the pot. It was awesome. It might be today the best time of my life.”
Louis CK Evolution from new special Louis CK Live at the Beacon Theater available on the official website at FULL video – Live in The Beacon Theater
http://youtu.be/FzHzlMneaeQ?t=37s
Louis CK Smoking Pot – From the Beacon Theater 2011
Louis CK – “I didn’t know they work on Marijuana, like it was a cure for cancer. It used to be that you would just smoke pot for a while. And now you take two hist and you go insane…”
http://youtu.be/uouoIJqpY5w?t=26s
Chris Porter talks how pot is safer drug than alcohol. “You drink too much alcohol – you get in a car, you hit someone you kill them, you smoke too much weed – odds you don’t get in your car, that is production you don’t want. You got to get up. New you have to remember what you got up for.
I think its the funniest Bill Burr interview from 2011 because of how outrageous he was. I loved it. Jimmy Fallon didn’t know what to do with him, he kept smacking his hand on the table trying to give him that he should stop, but Bill just kept going. It was the one where Bill was stalking about “the gold digging whores” and it was great. They did demand this interview would be removed that interview from youtube, but sometimes someone would still leak it. Please enjoy one of the most hilarious interviews by Bill Burr on Jimmy Fallon Show on 10.31.2011.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2011/11/bill-burr-was-goin-ham-last-night/
I'd like to make this site to promote comics
and probably stuff that makes me tear laughing or you know when you see something funny but just had a sip of a drink and you know laptop is in front of you and you can't laugh with drink in your mouth because you just going to destroy your laptop but its too late you already laughing, right? and you just force it and start laughing with you mouth closed but the drink is still in your mouth and the drink starts coming out of your nose your mind is trying to cope with it but you are laughing your mind is trying to go back in time and stop laughing, swallow, breath air, close mouth to save laptop and run to bathroom but you just laugh harder and someone who knows you really well saw all that so she will bring it up tomorrow she can't stop laughing and now the drink is everywhere, laptop, your shirt and pants are all wet, tears on your eyes and you are looking at each other and laughing your butt off
you're both laughing and she comes down a little, catches her breath and says
"what are laughing about?"
I turned my laptop
Round 2! We both can't stop laughing
… making memories )